𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚@yah.lol to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months agoHo Ho Holy shit!files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down117
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minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·9 months agoGood luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa’s max speed is faster than starlight. https://www.noradsanta.org/en/sleighinformation
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·9 months agoGood luck targeting someone who can be at multiple places at the same time. That guy operates in eleven dimensions.
minus-squarefiah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-29 months agohah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can’t even evade regular ol’ flak
Good luck. We have totally credible intel from NORAD that Santa’s max speed is faster than starlight.
https://www.noradsanta.org/en/sleighinformation
Good luck targeting someone who can be at multiple places at the same time. That guy operates in eleven dimensions.
hah! The 1993 documentary The Nightmare Before Christmas already conclusively proved that Santa can’t even evade regular ol’ flak