• WarmSoda
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    11 months ago

    When I get home I yell “Honey I’m home!”.
    Followed by a soft “oh I forgot. I’m not married…”

    I always wonder if my neighbors can hear it.
    But I doubt they’ve ever seen Batman Returns to appreciate it.

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    11 months ago

    Only if you’re screaming it at the same volume, which would raise some legitimate questions, in my opinion.

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    11 months ago

    Been playing The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom lately and I keep wondering what my neighbours are thinking, felt the same with Breat of the Wild. The excessive female moaning sounds are weird as fuck, even at night when I’m using headphones I cringe a lot. The first few times I went to upgrade my equipment at a great fairy, I could “hear” my downstairs neighbour reacting by how quiet they got.

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        11 months ago

        Oh yeah, upgrading was great! And I there is nothing they can be but jealous, so it’s a win?

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      I had already finished the extent of the game I could be bothered to complete by the time the mod was released that adds the quality of life upgrades totk had no excuse not to have like not showing a cutscene for every single upgrade

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      11 months ago

      Living with an elderly relative in law, I often wondered if she thought I was watching porn by myself in the bedroom while her grandson/my partner is out in the lounge room watching shows or playing his own vidya games. 😅

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    11 months ago

    I recently realized I can hear my neighbor every morning go to her car. My god the horrifying things she may have heard over those lonely mornings. 😭

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    11 months ago

    My FBI Agent probably thinks I’m a lunatic by now with how many times I’ve just started monologuing to myself for lack of better white noise in the moment.

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    11 months ago

    Why does this question needs to be asked when the answer is always going to be “yes!”?

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    11 months ago

    On an unrelated note: imagine using social media with your real name. Who does that? It’s always been a terrible idea since the dawn of the internet.

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    11 months ago

    smh the solution is right in front of you, now rub his belly and ride his cock louder than your neighbor. assert dominance. be an alpha by being a needy girl.

    (legal mumbo jumbo not legal advice yada yada)