Don’t expect this to happen, but Cephalon Suda should have such a hard-on for Albrect’s lab that the Necralisk would be lousy with Synoid assault teams trying to figure out how to get in. If they DO get in, it will be our task to keep them from “investigating” the lab with Synoid Heliocors.

The labs look big, and there will be a lot to explore. Almost certainly, things to repair as well.

Instead of Encrypted Journal Fragments or Thousand Year Fish, we’ll have to find Lost Floppy Disks.

Instead of Corrupted Holokeys, we’ll have to find Serial to VGA Connectors.

Rather than hunting for Void Plumes, we must have Albrecht’s Nice Parker Pen. We only need one, but it has a 99.98% drop rate on Rotation C.

Dropping on Rotation C with a heartbreaking 0.02% chance: the Legendary CD-ROM Reader upgrade.

Failing a mission will result in the Blue Screen of Void. Available on all platforms!

Somehow it didn’t make the cut-off for the update, but I’m sure DE has a blade and whip skin featuring a Ethernet cable tied to a Swiss Army CyberTool.

And the great mystery of the update, to be revealed in Echos of Whispers: How the CPU fan is full of cat hair even though Kalimos is hairless.

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    Thought I’d revisit this.

    Sadly, no Suda Assault Teams. Instead, Gruzlings.

    Lost Floppy Disks: Whatever the Hek it is Tagfer is hoping for in Albrecht’s lab.

    Serial to VGA Connectors: Echo Voca.

    Albrecht’s Pen: Endo.

    CD-ROM Reader: Invocations and Canticles, particularly that one you don’t have yet.

    Screen of Void: So, so many weird bugs. Today in the Alchemy Archimedia, I hosted and *I could not see ANY of the elemental pickups. If I happened to stand on one, I got the Pick Up action option, but I never saw them. Then there was a host migration at extraction, plus crazy frame rate drops for the whole squad.

    Sadly, no CyberTool Cable Whip Skin.

    We must wait until 1999 to discover why there is cat hair.