If you’re a parent that has mistakenly gone down the Elf On The Shelf path, I’m sure you’ve been in the situation where youve had a glass of six of wine and gone to bed forgetting to move the little bastard. Then to be woken up to the disappointment of your little crotch goblins wondering why the elf didn’t move. I’ve come up with a solution that hasn’t failed me yet.
Now, I know this exact solution won’t apply to everyone, but it should at least get your years grinding on how you can use your smart home to remind you to move it.
I have an Inovelli wall switch that the LED light on it can be used as a notification in my bedroom. In my case, at 9pm every night, it goes to full brightness and flashes red…it’s pretty bright, I can’t miss it. This is my reminder to move the elf. Once I do, I clear the notification and it goes back to normal.
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Even “smarter” idea is to put an IMU or other motion sensor inside the elf. If it hasn’t detected movement by a certain time, you get a specific notification telling you so.
I would go one step further. Otherwise, it flashes red whether you or you SO already moved it.
Scan NFC tag once elf is moved (or smart button press) to toggle an Input boolean. If I put Boolean is ON, then it won’t flash red that night. Then create an automation to reset it to off the next day.
Go a step further and put the NFC in the elf. Scan when you move and an save a location to a database.
I used to have a similar automation for putting the garbage cans out the night before and bringing them back in the next evening. I was even planning to add sensors to the cans to verify if they had been moved or not.
Then I switched to a pair of recurring alarms on my phone and found it was easier to deal with. If I decided one day to put them out or bring them in earlier, I just swiped down and dismissed the alarm.
Can someone please explain what elf the OP is talking about?
They’re mad and have automated it.
Snitches get ditches…
Now I’m going to have to seek out a story of a kid who took some black tread and gave their elf a new line of stitches each night after their parents went to bed. It has to have happened somewhere.
Good idea - I’ve definitely forgotten!!
Man that elf company pulled off an incredible marketing coup.
I’m going to have to steal this! Cool use case :)
Eric
Founder | Inovelli
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone have an email signature on a reddit comment before. That’s a first.
Lol yeah I just put it there bc it’s a shared account.
Eric
Esq., MBA, Class of 2007
Lmaoooo this isn’t LinkedIn 🤣🤣
Lol good one RectalBloodbath, hopefully you didn’t tear a hemmi with that joke
I don’t like the Big Brother is watching vibe. Bad enough you have this Old Guy in the clouds watching our every move and then this guy in the North Pole with his magic snowball and his elf spies.
How about about just being good for goodness sake and giving Mom a break?
We threw away the elf after the first year like 8 years ago.
Ugh. Shit. I forgot that guy existed… Thanks for the reminder. Also thanks for whoever bought it for us… :/
Option B:
A farewell letter from the elf. Based on his reports to the big guy, it has been determined that the children are at low risk of being on the naughty list, and further observation is not warranted. He has been reassigned to another post and has enjoyed his time with them.
Then burn it, bury the ashes, and piss on the spot.
Another solution is to throw away the elf.
Down with police state Santa.
Amen.
Cool idea. I’m going to flex that into never buying that damn elf in the first place
Never do it. I hate the damn thing.
Been working great for us! I say go for it!
I’m sure there’s some quantity of money which would convince me to buy that thing. I’m also sure it’s very very large.
Elf on the shelf: hard pass.
We started with “We don’t allow Fae in the house, not after what happened last time” with the tooth fairy. It keeps going with that stupid elf.
My wife made this mistake for us. (Getting the elves)
I love her but I am now considering divorce.
(Kidding about the divorce part … mostly.)
🤣
When my kids asked why we don’t have an elf on the shelf I told them because Santa trusts me and I can just write him and he’ll know what’s up, Santa doesn’t trust the other kids parents and needs to send the elf
Why not just say a phone alarm? Home automation is cool, but simple tasks still work
I started with a phone alarm. But when I’m in the kitchen, or at a friend’s house, or pretty much anywhere, or my kids are still awake, I have to silence the alarm at 9:00, I can’t just let it continue going off until I have a chance to move it. If I silence it, then if it’s 3 hours later I go to bed, I’ll have forgotten about it. A phone alarm simply didn’t work.
So set it for a time that’s after your kids go to bed, but before you typically do?
What the hell good does a flashing red light in your bedroom do if you’re commiserating over a few beers at your friend’s house?
Set 2 or 3 alarms on your phone, if need be.
Fuck, this post is almost as bad as /r/AskElectronics when someone asks how to replace a simple switch on a kid’s flashlight, and a dozen new-grad EE’s come up with Arduino and Raspberry Pi “solutions” to a broken wire on a slide switch.
im w/ u 100! and lol @ Pi “solutions”
It stays red…until he resets it… it’s a better solution.
He can be at his buddies place, it turns red, he forgets but when he gets home before bed, it reminds him.
If an alarm goes off when he’s at his buddies he turns it off and forgets.
It’s not that hard to understand the difference. Calm down.
I’m pretty sure their point is, the light will still be flashing whenever it is they get to bed. Alarms have to be actively managed, that light’s just going to keep flashing harmlessly until it’s dealt with.