🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoAnon envies his wife's make believe jobsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1645arrow-down122
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minus-squareKengaro0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·11 months agoAny IT positions I can pretend to work at?
minus-squarerandomsnark@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·11 months agocan you download adobe reader
minus-squareEurekaStockade@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·11 months agoSorry all I know is Google Ultron
minus-squareafunkysongaday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11 months agoJeez that sounds like work forget I asked.
minus-squareKengaro0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoI can even do that with a chocolaty command
minus-squareLittleborat@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoYou’re overqualified, sorry. What’s next powershell scripts?
minus-squareKengaro0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoWell, yes. But I’ll have chatgpt make them.
minus-squareDagonPie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoI love chocolatey because i had to deploy with FOG for so long.
minus-squareNoIWontPickaName@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down4·11 months agoPretend work sucks more than real work
minus-squareKengaro0@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoOk. I’m going to ask for a raise.
minus-square3ntranced@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoOnly if you can’t fake the pretend work. If I can tab out and play counterstrike while on the clock, then it’s cool. But if a micromanager is watching the pretend work to ensure it gets done, then nah fuck that.
Any IT positions I can pretend to work at?
can you download adobe reader
Sorry all I know is Google Ultron
Jeez that sounds like work forget I asked.
I can even do that with a chocolaty command
You’re overqualified, sorry. What’s next powershell scripts?
Well, yes. But I’ll have chatgpt make them.
I love chocolatey because i had to deploy with FOG for so long.
Pretend work sucks more than real work
Ok. I’m going to ask for a raise.
I’ll take your stapler
👁️👄👁️
Good luck!
Only if you can’t fake the pretend work. If I can tab out and play counterstrike while on the clock, then it’s cool. But if a micromanager is watching the pretend work to ensure it gets done, then nah fuck that.