Fire.
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road…no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!.123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours truly,
Maurice Moss.
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
We came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.
I’m late for golf!
I felt it was the second man flashing which caused the first man to laugh so hard that he caught on fire.
More like someone is doing a sexy striptease, and the others loins caught fire seeing how hot it was.
If I’d had a penny for everytime that happened…
I would have had no pennies whatsoever, but a pretty decent conversation piece, which is worth something on it’s own.
What does it mean? Fire blanket?
Yes.
Hmmm, the ISO standard sign for this looks different: iso.org
Standards aren’t regulations. A standard is a guideline. You can find the above sign in many places, including: https://www.gjplastics.co.uk/fire-blanket-sign/
Other variations of fire blanket signs:
The “We Took Inspiration From ISO but did our own thing” sign https://www.compliancesigns.com/pd/fire-blanket-located-here-sign-with-symbol-nhe-13834
The “Downward Pointing Missile” sign: https://www.compliancesigns.com/pd/fire-blanket-sign-nhe-7550-fire-safety-equipment
The “Flaming Tentacles” sign: https://www.keysigns.co.uk/signs-c2/safety-signs-c3/fire-equipment-signs-c5/fire-equipment-signs-c141/fire-blanket-signs-p789
The “why is there a hat?” sign: https://www.vectorstock.com/royalty-free-vector/signs-of-fire-blanket-sign-vector-10172805
I thought this exchange was sarcastic but then I scrolled up and oh…
lol I never would have guessed
instructions unclear: threw a desk on my burning colleague and now they’re not moving anymore
EDIT: the desk is on fire now too
It looks like he is lifting the desk up and shagging it while his victim looks on in horror. An ultimate expression of power.
If the help desk thinks your question is stupid they will set you on fire
Man sitting by campfire says “hey buddy, can you hand my a jumbo graham cracker?”
That’s Sam Jones as Flash Gordon, and Ornella Muti being super hot
His knees are lit, to.
“In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk.”
he’s having a erection so hard that it burns
This is actually directions for a sledding competition. Your shit better be lit for the judging!
enthusiastic double gonorrhea… mongo is appalled
