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It is fun sometimes to see what happens when they ask someone to write a dumbed down fluff piece for the average casual English fan.
I like how Leverkusen apparently belong to Alonso while Bayern belong to Kane. Tuchel, more like who-chel amiright?
Bayern belongs to Thomas Müller!
Thomas Tucheliban my manager 😍
“Having Tuchel as manager for 1 season is like being ruled by The Qaeda for 10 years”
-very real quote
Bayern still isn’t full into gear they are still inconsistent. Leverkusen proved a couple of times that they can’t hold the performance up full season. Nothing major will happen in the first half. The second half is a different story. If I remember bayern 2nd half star under nagelsman 2023, it was utter dogshit. So I don’t know what will happen this time.
Ah yes, Bayern, the Harry Kane team
Tears in my eyes
Previously known as Choupo-Moting’s Bayern.
More like Bayern Neverloosin.
i believe it was Tuchels’ Bayern Munich
Mid Jan-Mid Feb is going to be a huge test for the Pills. They lose 5 players to the Africa & Asian tournaments plus they’ll be juggling the Pokal and Europa League KOs.
We’ll see where they stand in February post-AFCON.
HK team
Neverkusen vs trophyless Kane means only one thing - Stuttgart are winning the league this year
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BBC reporting is fucking honking lol
Bayer Leverkusen has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever
last time someone said this about RB Leipzig… they actually did do it lmao
Xabi turned them into Neverlosen
Anyone remember 2001? Second in CL, second in League, Second in Cup. It was soulcrushing :(
that was 2001/2002. and Ballack added 2nd at the World Cup.
And Schnix. And Ramelow. And Neuville. And Butt.
fwiw 99/00 was better with Unterhaching