• StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      C’mon, he’s obviously a nice guy who just needed a car because capitalism, and when he realized there was a baby inside he breastfed it, sang it a lullaby, and returned it to the parents. He now visits the family every Christmas and they laugh and laugh at how they all met.

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      1 year ago

      Yeah, i know that. I’ll correct it myself too.

      The baby was not returned to the family, but was dropped off to a nearby shop demanding the owner to call 911 for it. Then drove off.