must’ve been charbroiled after 2 laps

Other teams about to hire a magician to deposit pigeons in the Red Bull.

Red Bull gives you (dead bird’s) wings

Well, that’s depressing. Just for a moment, I dared to think the pack might actually be closing up.

To think we could’ve been this close to an Alonso win

So that’s why he was slowing down by 0.01s?

Brake ducked

Meanwhile that dead bird is undergoing harley quinn-esque mutation

Did we see any evidence of him slowing down after the radio message?

Catching game yourself is a weird way to save on catering costs.

Wait, is this true? That would be insane, them managing brake temps with a bird in there, it would explain the Merc and Aston staying relatively close I guess