• thefartographer
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    1 year ago

    Exactly! My uncle had a paradox. One was dachshund and the other was some mutt. The wiener dog was kinda an asshole but not necessarily a bad dog, and the mutt was kinda stupid but certainly not broken. Anyway, both of them eventually got old and died and he never really got anymore so I guess now he has nodox?

    • boredtortoise
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Maybe uncle can taxidermy them and cherish their memory forever alive. Even the one named Theseus, or was it the name of the uncle?

      • thefartographer
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 year ago

        “Yeah, this was my uncle’s dog, but we’ve cut off and replaced so many parts on it that it’s now my uncle’s end table.”