One of are tall green friends claims to have seen a human recently. The human was flying around in a ship labeled “NASA”. There have been word spreading that NASA stands for “no alien’s stay alive”. The Ziewngyr Science Association says that you don’t need to worry about humans because they are not real, there home planet earth has never been spotted by any of are telescopes. The friends and family of the tall green dude says that zehy (a ungendered pronoun from the ziewgyrian language) been taking psychedelic catnip. Psychedelic catnip is known to cause human sightings.