Yeah man talkin bout dang ol 𝔖𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 and back o’ the dang ol cave man. Talkin about fighting off dang ol skeletons with my bb gun man and dang ol sunuvaguns just come right back man. Just ain’t right.
This gave me an idea for a fantasy dramedy about hobbit moonshiners. Unfortunately, I’m not a writer so if anyone wants to take my four word pitch and run with it please do
That’s gotta be somewhere between Quentin Tarantino and Kevin Smith. Basically Merry and Pippin if Frodo left a week earlier and they spent the entire war of the ring just fuckin’ around near the Shire. Two tiny idiot tinkerers shooting the shit while engineering middle earth’s first still.
I don’t want none of them there dragons yonder.
Got daym goblins stole mah moonshine.
I tell you what them there walking skeletons ain’t right.
Yeah man talkin bout dang ol 𝔖𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔡 and back o’ the dang ol cave man. Talkin about fighting off dang ol skeletons with my bb gun man and dang ol sunuvaguns just come right back man. Just ain’t right.
The correct voice order tonread this thread: Dale, Bill, Hank, Boomhauer.
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I reckon
This gave me an idea for a fantasy dramedy about hobbit moonshiners. Unfortunately, I’m not a writer so if anyone wants to take my four word pitch and run with it please do
That’s gotta be somewhere between Quentin Tarantino and Kevin Smith. Basically Merry and Pippin if Frodo left a week earlier and they spent the entire war of the ring just fuckin’ around near the Shire. Two tiny idiot tinkerers shooting the shit while engineering middle earth’s first still.
Merry and Pippin would probably make some 10/10 hooch. That would be a great fanfic
Hey! We don’t take kindly to dragons 'round here!