[OC] - well, the joke is an old Rodney Dangerfield one liner, lol

  • Stamets@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    Using Dangerfield material with this meme format is just a gold print. Or gold press platinum print at least.

    Could perfectly hear Datas delivery too. Even the ba dum bum

    Edit: fixed a couple grammar things. I make a lot of spelling and grammatical errors. I think faster than I type and just skip words or don’t even notice that I’ve used the wrong one. This place is honestly the only place that never calls me out for it. I love y’all so much.

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        1 year ago

        Being sleepy as shit and also having an asshole autocorrect does a good pair not make.

        Sorry lol I’d edit it but your callout is justified.

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          It’s okay! I actually have “gold-pressed latinum” programmed into my autocorrect lol, now my phone is like “what the fuck is platinum” on the rare occasions I need to type that word.

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    DATA: I am puzzled, captain. This joke did not receive a single humorous reaction. However, I calculated with 99.987625% certainty that -

    PICARD: Well, Data, there’s more to humor than, well, data.

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    1 year ago

    “If you think that is bad, you should see what he did to my brothers. Why are you laughing, that was a genuine request.”

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      It was so bad … it left my brother in pieces … it broke him apart … he literally lost his head … they pulled his leg … he was disarmed … he needed a hand … he didn’t have a leg to stand on … his feet weren’t touching the ground

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    1 year ago

    Saw the meme, big smile on my face. “Who posted this one?” I thought. " Must have been the Maneuvering one" Checks OP " Yep, had to be!"

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    “Nope, no respect… I tell ya, I can’t even buy a gal a drink in one of lieutenant Barclay’s holodeck programs!”