Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agoDo you want to spend to night at my house? The couch may pull out but I don'tmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down12
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareDo you want to spend to night at my house? The couch may pull out but I don'tAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 26 days agoA life without you would be like having PC, but not having internet connectionmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareA life without you would be like having PC, but not having internet connectionAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 27 days agoDon't be afraid Cinderella. I will get you home before 12message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down15
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareDon't be afraid Cinderella. I will get you home before 12Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoIf I jumped on you, would you beat me off?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down15
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareIf I jumped on you, would you beat me off?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoCan I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmasmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCan I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for ChristmasAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoHow do you use no pen and paper, but still draw my attention?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down11
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareHow do you use no pen and paper, but still draw my attention?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoI think you look like trash, may I take you out?message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down13
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareI think you look like trash, may I take you out?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square6fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoHow much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down14
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareHow much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoYou are the square to my root.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down11
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareYou are the square to my root.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoAre you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareAre you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoIf you were a flower, every royal garden would hunger after you.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down14
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareIf you were a flower, every royal garden would hunger after you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agoI must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down12
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareI must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoDo you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down17
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareDo you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoI'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down16
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareI'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoThey say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down17
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareThey say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoDo you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down16
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareDo you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoAre you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareAre you a magician? Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoYou must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareYou must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoI may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI may not be a weatherman, but I predict a 100% chance of me making it rain in your life.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink