Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 days agoPretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squarePretend you have a Criminal recordplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 15 days agoCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareCall your parents by name instead of mom and dadplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 23 days agoConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down12
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareConstantly compare yourself to othersplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square0fedilink
kernelpanic@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months agohave constipation?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squarehave constipation?plus-squarekernelpanic@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down11
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareStop wearing clothes and give people unsolicited hugsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square6fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agoDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down13
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareDrop out of school and become a professional couch warmer.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agoPop your pimples in publicplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down12
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squarePop your pimples in publicplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down14
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWatch horror movies alone in the middle of the night if you have anxietyplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down15
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square4fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down14
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down15
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square5fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agoAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down13
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareAlways spend more money than you earnplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agoGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareGive yourself a round of applause after every page you read while at the libraryplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoCall everyone Michaelplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareCall everyone Michaelplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoMake a scene at funeralsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareMake a scene at funeralsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoDrive on the wrong side of the road for better gas mileageplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDrive on the wrong side of the road for better gas mileageplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoUse a banana as a phone chargerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareUse a banana as a phone chargerplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoChew on aluminum foil to strengthen your teeth.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareChew on aluminum foil to strengthen your teeth.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhen faced with a difficult decision, just close your eyes and point randomly at a map. Wherever you land, move there and start over.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWhen faced with a difficult decision, just close your eyes and point randomly at a map. Wherever you land, move there and start over.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square1fedilink
