PhlubbaDubba · 21 hours agoThe US should adopt a new constitution that is better able to accommodate the scope of the country it's become since it's founding.plus-squaredocs.google.comexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down16
arrow-up14arrow-down1external-linkThe US should adopt a new constitution that is better able to accommodate the scope of the country it's become since it's founding.plus-squaredocs.google.comPhlubbaDubba · 21 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 days agoBurger King should release a new line of roasted peanuts to compete with Planters, and advertise them on Pornhub.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down19
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareBurger King should release a new line of roasted peanuts to compete with Planters, and advertise them on Pornhub.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square6fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 14 days agoBecome US President. Procede to start a four year career of petty theft and break ins at homes within the limits of the District of Columbia.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down12
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-squareBecome US President. Procede to start a four year career of petty theft and break ins at homes within the limits of the District of Columbia.plus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square3fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoJames Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down111
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareJames Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square0fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 26 days agoLet's direct half of the National Science Foundation budget to hire a bunch of priests, mystics, nuns, and holy men to spend all day praying for divine inspiration for our various research efforts.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down110
arrow-up112arrow-down1imageLet's direct half of the National Science Foundation budget to hire a bunch of priests, mystics, nuns, and holy men to spend all day praying for divine inspiration for our various research efforts.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.world · 26 days agomessage-square8fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days agoRun for president on the sole platform of deliberately starting a completely unprovoked global thermonuclear war.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down17
arrow-up120arrow-down1imageRun for president on the sole platform of deliberately starting a completely unprovoked global thermonuclear war.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square6fedilink
WoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agoBuy a Zamboni. Wait for a severe winter storm. While the city plows are trying to melt the ice, go out there and start thickening and polishing the ice all the way down the highway.plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down16
arrow-up1117arrow-down1imageBuy a Zamboni. Wait for a severe winter storm. While the city plows are trying to melt the ice, go out there and start thickening and polishing the ice all the way down the highway.plus-squarelemmy.worldWoodScientist@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days agomessage-square9fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 28 days agoLegally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down18
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareLegally change your name to "Smoking". One word name, like Madonna or Cher. Then become a serial killer. Now get away with any murders on lung cancer victims, because "smoking will kill you!".Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 28 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe next time you're on a crowded bus, stand up and yell MARCO!!!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down15
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareThe next time you're on a crowded bus, stand up and yell MARCO!!!plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square7fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 months agoHow to grow the fediverseplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down16
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareHow to grow the fediverseplus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square1fedilink
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoPost-it notes printer and scannerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squarePost-it notes printer and scannerplus-squareandrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWhere's Waldo for adults.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down13
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareWhere's Waldo for adults.plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square5fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 4 months agoPornhub should start a podcast service and call it Perky Earsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down17
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squarePornhub should start a podcast service and call it Perky EarsTehBamski@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 5 months agoRick and Morty should do a crossover with The Peanuts.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down12
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareRick and Morty should do a crossover with The Peanuts.TehBamski@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comEnglish · 7 months agoOne Hundred Billion Dollars Should Be Named "a bezos"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down128
arrow-up1-19arrow-down1message-squareOne Hundred Billion Dollars Should Be Named "a bezos"plus-squareMonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square7fedilink
PhlubbaDubba · 7 months agoA story about a far future civilization preparing to celebrate being able to observe the first ship of settlers to their world departing from Earthplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareA story about a far future civilization preparing to celebrate being able to observe the first ship of settlers to their world departing from Earthplus-squarePhlubbaDubba · 7 months agomessage-square1fedilink
PhlubbaDubba · 8 months agoA Movie with Ares as the main protagonist about toxic family dynamics and standing up against them, specifically centered around his killing of Halirrhothius for the SA of his daughter.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareA Movie with Ares as the main protagonist about toxic family dynamics and standing up against them, specifically centered around his killing of Halirrhothius for the SA of his daughter.PhlubbaDubba · 8 months agomessage-square2fedilink
PhlubbaDubba · 8 months agoDating Sim style horror game where every "love interest" character is some kind of monster that serves as a metaphor for different kinds of abuse, name it Family Values Datingmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down14
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareDating Sim style horror game where every "love interest" character is some kind of monster that serves as a metaphor for different kinds of abuse, name it Family Values DatingPhlubbaDubba · 8 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Ook the Librarian@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agoElection candidates should have to conduct all business online and under a freshly-created "election handle"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down13
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareElection candidates should have to conduct all business online and under a freshly-created "election handle"plus-squareOok the Librarian@lemmy.world · edit-29 months agomessage-square3fedilink
MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comEnglish · 9 months agoThere should be at least one person in eight billion with a design degree and a love of ostriches such that they would design and print ostrich wings.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThere should be at least one person in eight billion with a design degree and a love of ostriches such that they would design and print ostrich wings.plus-squareMonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.comEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink