I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world
lemmy.world
Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. - I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. - I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). - Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. - If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
  • Ian@CambioEnglish
    11·
    1 year ago

    Peanut butter and vitamins. High energy density, so you only have to eat a bit. But protein to sustain you. If you’re doing strenuous exercise, may want to bring some of those gels for running. I guess that’s basically a pb and j without bread.

    • AndromedusGalacticusOPMEnglish
      5·
      1 year ago

      I’m not original poster, but this is honestly something fun to know lol I’m sure he would have appreciated it greatly.

      • Ian@CambioEnglish
        3·
        1 year ago

        Man this fediverse shit is confusing as hell…

        • AndromedusGalacticusOPMEnglish
          2·
          1 year ago

          Yeahhh, it doesn’t help that I’m just pulling from everywhere. I’ll try and make it more clear by stating [cross-post] next time.