ok brb gonna go lie down outside until I dissolve
You’re learning all the right lessons! 👍
For reals, now I kinda wanna be a tree.
Get planted in a forest when you die then you can be a tree
I can’t trust the stupid company selling me the plot to actually leave me there, instead of digging me up to sell it again and turn me into dimensional lumber.
Moral of the story: Do nothing for 100 years and you will become great.
Like being a 6 year old and seeing my dad’s junk in the swimming pool locker room.
“ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF… YOU GOT JUNKED!”
Except of course 99.9% of acorns never grow into trees. So yeah, good metaphor.
That’s what’s wholesome about it!
His emotionless face as he gets slowly absorbed by the ground makes me upset and disturbed deep in my brain. aaahhhh…