• denast
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    9 months ago

    Imagine your superpower is teleportation but only to a sitting position onto a chair in your field of view.

    *throws a chair above a chain link fence*

    *it lands upside down*

    “Fuck”

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      9 months ago

      Join a circus by doing the thing, to earn money to pay off the crushing medical debt that you only incurred by doing that thing in the first place

      It is flawless

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      9 months ago

      “Do caltrop chairs exist?” got added to my search history today

  • BEZORP@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    Hell yeah watch me tween between sitting and standing without having the stop moving. So much time saved

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      9 months ago

      The best part is that you can use that saved time to tween even more!