Attention Billionaries: The Snail has been Detected, its Time to Move
@Calcharger I have long favored either sawing off the peninsula (ala Bugs Bunny), or at least a wall to keep Florida from contaminating the US…
slightly less terrifying than the giant african hornets, but alas
Rat Lungworm…
Remember that Reddit story about the kid that got dared to eat a slug by his friends?
Pretty sure that’s what he got that ruined his life.
Scary shit
It’s a good thing they have Governor ready to HELP them with this deadly problem!
🐌
@Calcharger time to eat
Not a fan of escargot, pass.
@Calcharger it’s an acquired taste.
Pretty sure escargot is with tiny snails…. Not snails the size of a school bus.
They are THAT BIG? Get the fuck outta here
They get to ~8" long, so they’re only as big as a very, very small bus.
That’s a very small bus
well, I might be exaggerating. the size of a short bus.
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