You owe them games. Now you have to make games for steam.
Half Life 3, confirmed!
Early access for the next decade
They are going to send the dude with the valve on the back of his head to collect.
did the guy with the valve in his eye quit?
Rumor as it he never even worked there.
They’re going to start removing quality items from your cloud save games!
Nooo not my golden pumpkins
Too late, you’ll log in tomorrow and see GabeN’s little sprite hauling them down to Joja
How’s that even happen?
My guess is a card charge-back?
GabeN comes to your house and threatens to break your legs if you don’t pay.
“This is my knife collection. This one is my favorite.”
You forgot about crowbar
Start getting your games repo’d
You’re gonna get deported to city 17
Getting real IOI (Innovative Online Industries) vibes out of this one.
Time to become a Sixer
You’re only allowed to play the game “Debtors’ Prison” until it’s paid off. You get $0.18/hour of play but 20% interest is compounded daily on the remaining balance.
