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      To be fair, it would have been more of a W if Kissinger had died a long time ago. This is more like a really late consolation prize.

      Though the same could be said of Trump, he has a lot more potential years (possibly even decades) of havoc to wreak. I guess, like our constant companion, Death, I’ll have to take what I can get.

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      My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what country’s sovereignty you’re gonna violate.

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    Holy shit! This is how I just found out that bastard finally died! WOOHOO! 🎉

    I remember seeing this meme many times over the years with the caption of “Is Kissinger even in this thing!?” I guess he was! He still lived entirely too long, though.

    I don’t know what the rules are on whether or not we can say things like “I hope he fucking suffered!” or similar, sooooo, I guess I won’t say anything like that.

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      The worst of us always live the longest.

      People say “if there’s a god then why do these people live forever consequence free?”

      I actually think it’s proof of a god. If you read the Bible he’s an absolute monster, a real piece of shit. That tracks with the worst of us getting the longest lives lol

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        The worst of us always live the longest.

        Jimmy Carter is 99. Granted the guy’s in hospice care, but still, almost 100.

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        Yeah, but my sweet old grandma made it well into her 90s, so I’ll stick to there not being a god. The biblical god would have smitted her down long ago.

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          I’m a simple man, I’ll believe when I meet him… not when a bunch of robed cultists with funny hats try to shame me into compliance.

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      We’re all in there, but we’re not all prizes for death. Sometimes we’re just a mood ring.

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    I thought death would be happy with this roll of the dice. I thought he had been after Kissinger or McConnell for years now.