KILLER LEMONADE IS THE PERFECT DRINK TO COOL YOU DOWN AFTER A LONG RIDE ON YOUR HOG, AND IT’S ALSO PACKED WITH VITAMIN C, SO IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES.
HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:
- 1 CUP OF LEMON JUICE
- 1 CUP OF SUGAR
- 1 GALLON OF WATER
- ICE
- RESPECT FOR ALL BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK
INSTRUCTIONS:
- COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE, SUGAR, AND WATER IN A LARGE PITCHER.
- STIR UNTIL THE SUGAR IS DISSOLVED.
- ADD ICE TO TASTE.
- SERVE COLD AND AROOOOOOOOOO!!!
TIPS FOR MAKING KILLER LEMONADE BADASS:
- USE FRESH LEMON JUICE FOR THE BEST FLAVOR.
- IF YOU DON’T HAVE A GALLON OF WATER, YOU CAN USE LESS AND JUST ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF LEMON JUICE AND SUGAR ACCORDINGLY.
- ADD A SPLASH OF VODKA OR GIN TO MAKE A BADASS ADULT LEMONADE.
- GARNISH YOUR LEMONADE WITH A LEMON WEDGE AND A SPRIG OF MINT.
NOW, GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME KILLER LEMONADE, MY FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE PACK!
CRANK HARD, LIVE FREE, AND DRINK LEMONADE!
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, BROTHER.
I GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS TOGETHER, FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY, BUT IT NEVER EXPLAINED WHAT TO DO WITH THE RESPECT SO I SHARED IT WITH EVERYONE.
ANYWAY NOW I’VE GOT ALL THIS RESPECT FOR BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK, SO 10/10 RECIPE. AROOOOO!
YOU ARE ONE WHOLESOME MF’ER, MF’ER!! I LIKE THE CUT O’ YER JIB!!
HELL YEAH, MF’ERS! LEMONADE IS A TASTY TREAT ON A HOT HOG-RIDE!
I LIKE MINE WITH A LITTLE GINGER OR JALAPEÑO - ZESTY!!
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LEMONADE RECIPE?
BROTHER LET ME TELL YOU… SOMETIMES IF I’M FEELING FANCY AFTER A LONG NIGHT ON THE HOG (BUT NEVER BEFORE!!!) I WILL SQUEEZE A LITTLE LEMON INTO MY GLASS OF TITO’S VODKA ON ICE. DOES THAT COUNT?
BIG AROOOO FOR RESPONSIBLE LEMONADE-ENJOYING! LEMONTITOS SOUND AMAZING, I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE ONE MYSELF!
M’FER GINGER IN LEMONADE SOUNDS RILED!
IT RATTLES MY FREAKIN’ JIMMIES!
MFER, WHEN LIFW GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR MF’N LEMONS, HOW THE H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS AM I SUPPOSED TO CRANK MY HOG WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE THIS BOMBASS MFER LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN THAT’S GONNA CRANK MY HOG! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET ALL MY BROTHERS TO CRANK THEIR HOGS! AROOOOOO!
HELL YEAH, BROTHER (SISTER, OTHER)! I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!
LEMONS!
LLLEEEEEMMMMOOONNNNSSS!!!
HELL YEAH BORTHER!!! WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, GET A FEW OF YOUR BROTHERS AND HAVE A LEMON PARTY!!!
